November 2009
5 posts
“all this teenage bruhaha”
– Sam’s mom
On the way to the bank with gary's aunt
arriving at the bank…
her: hey gary?
me: what?
her: are you sure?
me: what?
her: are you sure you know what you are? (gay)
me: huh?
her: are you just pretending to be gay so that sam (who happens to be a lesbian) will like you?
me: say what?
her: is that what your doing?
me: let me get this straight(haha), you think im pretending to like guys so that a lesbian will want me?...
gary's dad to sam, regarding virginity.
him: you better not have sex with any boys till you’re 40, or i’ll beat you!
me: well what if i’m a lesbian?
him: tha’s right! be a carpet muncher!
while talking to spencer (moms boyfriend) when...
jessie: “spencer, do you like reading?”
spencer: “uh-huh”
jessie: “do you like flowers?”
spencer: “uh huh”
jessie: “do you like rainbows and unicorns?”
spencer: “uh-huh”
jessie: “do you wear ladies underwear?”
spencer: “only on tuesdays”
“merril’s been suckin’ on your brothers toes. and stay away from...”
– gary’s dad